That moment when...

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 08/29/2017 at 17:40 • Filed to: then i remember free food has no calories!

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...your coworker puts a piece of cake on your desk, but you’re trying to be good.

benjrblant > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 17:42

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I’ll eat it for you.

Chariotoflove > benjrblant 08/29/2017 at 17:47

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Too late!

Chariotoflove > benjrblant 08/29/2017 at 17:47

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Too late!

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 17:48

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It doesn’t count because you had to eat it. The calories transfer to the person who gave you the cake, I think.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 08/29/2017 at 17:49

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Of course!, the Commutative Property of Calorie Responsibility Transfer. How could I forget?

benjrblant > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 17:49

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Damn.

ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 17:50

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Dooooo iiittttt.......

You’re secret is safe with me.

Frank Grimes > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 17:54

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Post a photo and if it looks good enough we will tell you if you should eat it or not.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 08/29/2017 at 17:56

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Done! Wait, did I just tell everyone? Dammit.

dropthatclutch > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 17:58

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Coworkers are the #1 cause of obesity.

Chariotoflove > Frank Grimes 08/29/2017 at 17:58

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How’s this, helpful?

Chariotoflove > dropthatclutch 08/29/2017 at 17:58

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There should be a law against them.

Chariotoflove > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 18:00

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jimz > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 18:01

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I hate people who do that. Next time, they get one “no thank you” and if they insist or leave it there it goes right in the trash bin.

I’m sick of people who keep trying to force food onto others.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 18:03

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I can eat that cake for you.

Chariotoflove > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 08/29/2017 at 18:03

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No, you really can’t. Not anymore.

Chariotoflove > jimz 08/29/2017 at 18:07

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Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 18:12

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I could but.... I mean, no, I don’t want it anymore.

Chariotoflove > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 08/29/2017 at 18:14

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You sure? I mean, I could work with you on this. I don’t really need the calories after all. Give me a minute...

Frank Grimes > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 18:18

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yeah. you made a good call. even bad chocolate cake is still chocolate cake.

Chariotoflove > Frank Grimes 08/29/2017 at 18:20

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Word.

shop-teacher > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 18:38

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You have to eat the cake, it’s state law.

Chariotoflove > shop-teacher 08/29/2017 at 18:41

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And I have to set a good example for my kid.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 18:53

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shop-teacher > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 18:53

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That’s right! You don’t want them to become a scofflaw.

Chariotoflove > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 08/29/2017 at 18:56

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This happens.

jimz > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 19:16

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Egg-zactly

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > shop-teacher 08/29/2017 at 20:17

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FEDERAL LAW actually... LOL

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Chariotoflove 08/29/2017 at 20:19

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You were supposed to get a piece for me!!!

Chariotoflove > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/29/2017 at 21:12

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Who says I didn’t ? The point is moot since I ate the evidence.